I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. Current Rating (110 Votes): 8.9  Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 'Sent to a Friend' 139 time(s).
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