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The usual scene. A Doctor says to a patient, "Well - 21 Jun 2004

The usual scene. A Doctor says to a patient, "Well, I've got good news and bad news." The patient asks for the bad news and the doctor tells him that he has just three weeks to live. "Three weeks! That's terrible. I'll be dead in three weeks! What's the good news." Doctor says, "See my huge breasted receptionist? Well, I'm shagging her!" *Current Rating (147 Votes): 5.8* Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 'Sent to a Friend' 135 time(s).

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