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Margaret decided she wanted to become a nurse. - 18 Jun 2004

Margaret decided she wanted to become a nurse. Her first day at the hospital she was given several patients to bathe and change their beds. Her instructor arrived in the room just in time to hear the male patient give a howl of pain. The teacher took Margaret to one side and said. "When we make the beds, we gently turn the patient to one side and push the sheets up against his back. We then roll him over on the other side and pull the sheets firm. We do NOT pick him up by his penis and shove the sheets under him." *Current Rating (116 Votes): 5.8* Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 'Sent to a Friend' 135 time(s).

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