A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class.
She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class,
"Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"
The teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"
Little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom,
and a big long one to brush the baby-sitters teeth."
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