A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for
several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of
just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh.
The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and
suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any
reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan
from his wife.
The doctor then suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he
will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to
be embarrassed.
The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet
and tells the doctor his wife is dead.
The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies: "She choked."
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