I was sitting in my car outside my ex-girlfriends house, when she approached me and said, "Everyday for the past week, I've noticed you sitting here, are you fucking stalking me or something?" "Don't fucking flatter yourself," I replied, "I've been using your internet connection." Current Rating (23 Votes): 8  Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 'Sent to a Friend' 3 time(s).
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