I got on a bus which was packed today with my pregnant girlfriend. "Aren't you gonna stand up and let a pregnant woman sit down?" I said to a bloke sat at the front. "Are you having a laugh?" He asked. "No, I'm not, you inconsiderate bastard!" I replied, throwing him out of his wheel chair. Current Rating (29 Votes): 3.6  Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 'Sent to a Friend' 1 time(s).
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