Four nuns were attending a rugby game.
Three men were sitting directly behind them.
Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to
badger the nuns, hoping they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to
Bloemfontein. there are only 100 nuns living there."
Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly, "I want to move to Witbank.
there are only 50 nuns living there."
The third guy yelled, "I want to go to Rustenburg, there are only 25 nuns
living there."
The Mother Superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet
and calm voice said,
"Why don't you go to hell ... there aren't any nuns there."
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