My three-year-old son was trying to open a yogurt this morning. After a few minutes he started getting stressed and said, "Stupid cunty lid." My wife looked at me and said, "Where's he got that from?" I said, "The fridge." Current Rating (29 Votes): 7.2  Rate this Joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 'Sent to a Friend' 2 time(s).
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