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Math Conversions That Make Sense - 1 Jun 2012
Math Conversions That Make Sense * Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi * 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton * 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope * Time between slipping on a peel & hitting the ground = 1 bananosecond * Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram * Time it takes to sail 220 yds at 1 nautical mile/hr = Knotfurlong * 16.5' in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod * Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon * 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurt * Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower * Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line * 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake * 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone * 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles * 365.25 days = 1 unicycle * 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds * 52 cards = 1 decacards * 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton * 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen * 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche * 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin * 10 rations = 1 decoration * 100 rations = 1 C-ration * 2 monograms = 1 diagram * 4 nickels = 2 paradigms * 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing = 1 IV League
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