A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop.
The dad says ‘I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a
vanilla.’
He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: ‘What do you want,
fat-head?’
The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, ‘Why did you call him that?’
‘I'll tell you why,’ says the dad.
‘There's really only three things a man wants in life.
First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside?
That's mine.
Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in
town.
Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too
until fat-head here came along.’
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