I came home from work last night and told my wife that I've been given a
huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ
my own private secretary.
"Well, you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly," she said,
"I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to have
sex with."
"That's fair enough," I replied, "When can you start?"
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